Item and pokemon shop

Well, I'm not a breeder, but I have some stuff to give, I go underground a lot
Well my used leafgreen has 80 or so masterballs.. I have a lot of shards... I have firered, leafgreen and emerald. (I will NOT import said legendary though unless I announce i've got to that point.)
And I hate azelf, uxie, and mesprit.
Trainer ID URL: 3481 1226 6214 (my 'random') name one, gotten farther.

Offered: Dongles, Chad, my infernape, the fairy pixie things, shards,masterballs, moon stones,leaf stones, fire stones, water stones,armor fossil, dome fossil,old amber,hoenn starters, kanto starters,
>Nature: ???
>Other Specs:
Personal Notes: I don't ev train or whatever.. random natures.. by the time I was aware of it I had done the league the pixies are untouched, at first i tried to tm up mesprit, though. FOSSILS IN LOWER STOCK THAN USUAL,
DO NOT ORDER MASS FOSSILS

WANTS
DUSK STONE
SUN STONE
PORYGON 2
PORYGON Z
TORTERRA
PHIONE
METAGROSS
KANGASKHAN
ALTARIA
SMEARGLE
VULPIX WITH ENERGY BALL
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NOTE:I have dial up, the orders will be given on October 2nd-3rd

^I can help you with these shop thingy ^_^ I'm an underground freak too.